dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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