Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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