One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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