You surviving the open bar?
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she pinky promised me she was 18
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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