you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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