Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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