Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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