In the future we'll all be gay
i permit you to call me
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He better not be in your backpack
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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