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Fuck
tell your sister to shave her snatch
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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