I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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