well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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