The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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