I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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