Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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