Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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