This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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