you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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