Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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