I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I have post one night stand depression
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