There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
