We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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