I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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