then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My apartment stinks of burning failure
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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