Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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