I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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