found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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