Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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