All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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