You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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