allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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