I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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