I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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