When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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