covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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