i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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