nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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