If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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