Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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