we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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