I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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