that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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