idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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