Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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