shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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