question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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