Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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