She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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