That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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