Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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