I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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