No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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