your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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