Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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