I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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